Bracket Placement

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In the serene realm of Codestan, a land where semicolons grow on trees and the rivers flow with pristine, bug-free logic, there brewed a storm so fierce, it threatened to divide the land in two. This was not a storm of runtime errors or conflicting dependencies, but something far more contentious—the Great Bracket Placement Debate.

Our story follows two noble factions: The Next-Liners, who believe that opening brackets should nestle comfortably on the line following a statement, like a bird taking flight from the edge of a cliff; and the Same-Liners, who insist that brackets belong snugly at the end of the first line, as a guard standing watch beside a gate.

For generations, these factions lived in harmony, their differences settled by the Great Formatter, a wise and impartial tool that ensured peace across the land. But as the ages passed, the Formatter grew old and its rules became subject to interpretation. What was once a minor stylistic choice now stood as the defining issue of Codestan, capable of turning friend into foe overnight.

Enter our hero, Ada, a young coder with a heart as pure as her logic. Born to a Next-Liner father and a Same-Liner mother, she grew up believing that both styles had their place in the world. But as the debate intensified, she found her community torn apart, her friends and family choosing sides in a war that had no clear end.

Determined to restore peace to Codestan, Ada embarked on a quest to find the legendary Lost Codex, a tome said to contain the wisdom of Codestan's earliest programmers. Legends spoke of its power to unite the factions and bring balance to the realm.

Her journey was fraught with challenges. She battled through fields of spaghetti code, navigated forests of deprecated functions, and scaled mountains of legacy systems. Along the way, she encountered strange creatures—bugs that spoke in riddles and features that shifted shape with every passing version.

Finally, after many trials, Ada discovered the Lost Codex, hidden in the depths of an ancient library. The Codex, however, did not contain the definitive answer she sought. Instead, it offered a more profound wisdom: "In the land of Codestan, there are many paths through the forest of code. The journey of a coder is not to argue which path is best, but to understand why each path exists."

Armed with this knowledge, Ada returned to her divided homeland. She called together the leaders of the Next-Liners and the Same-Liners, sharing the wisdom of the Lost Codex. As they listened, the leaders began to see the folly of their ways. They realized that their focus on bracket placement had blinded them to the true essence of coding—to solve problems, to create, and to share knowledge.

The Great Bracket Placement Debate did not end that day, but a new era of tolerance and understanding dawned in Codestan. Coders began to appreciate the diversity of thought and style, recognizing that variety and flexibility were strengths, not weaknesses.

And so, the tale of "Bracket Placement: From Friend To Enemy In Just One Day" serves as a timeless reminder to all who journey through the realms of code: In diversity, there is beauty; in understanding, there is peace.

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